Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

The parrot has returned from the grave armed with fresh insults for your use, Sir! Recall the absurd game that ended relationships and turned best friends into rivals? Here is its follow-up, featuring even more style and variety. And I can prove it! Now you can offend anyone globally with internet access or—if you prefer solitude—play solo. Wink wink. So ensure the parrot did not die in vain and inform that grumpy widow that her husband donated organs to a stranger in a pond and her sister models for dogs. Then encounter a retired hipster who enjoys photos of a grunting pig and a phony Russian using a corpse as a coaster. It is also the sole title that reveals the Meaning of Life, scientifically confirmed! Game Features: Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Fight through various unique scenarios and verbally abuse the AI. Real-Life Friends Mode: Argue with actual friends locally on a couch or seat of your choice. Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally destroy strangers worldwide online, delivering witty pain across devices via Cross-Platform Multiplayer. 11 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each featuring distinct voices, odd quirks, and funny insult parts. Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Unleash verbal destruction and unlock special foul-mouthed guest fighters like Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, Serious Sam, and the notorious Postal Dude. 4 Conflict Scenarios: Execute verbal jujitsu across 4 distinct tense situations and dynamic settings. Contentious Battle System: Utilize combos, criticals, continuations, and other mechanics to outsmart your quarrelsome rivals!